Grimy Goods

THE ROBOT

HOT - Doing the robot on purpose in a packed venue because you can!

NOT SO HOT - Having no rhythm what-so-ever, you inadvertently do the robot.

HIPPIES

HOT - Hippies gallivanting with their dorky sure confidence.

NOT SO HOT- An unsure hippie lost in a sea of stale hipsters.

WHITE SOCKS

HOT - Lil girl socks on a woman, reminds me of ZZ Top’s “Legs” video, classic.

NOT SO HOT - When the British aren’t accustomed to the sun at an outdoor music festival with record breaking highs.

BANDANNA SCARVES

HOT - The only exceptable creature who can sport this look, next to bikers and cowboys who use them functionally. And he’s cute!

NOT SO HOT - I don’t care who you are, your bandanna scarf looks stupid.

TREADMILLS

HOT - Gettin’ creative on the treadmill

NOT SO HOT - Gettin’ fatty on the treadmill (click here)

HELLO KITTY

HOT - Massager for the ladies if you know what I mean

NOT SO HOT - I’m walking out of Best Buy and some dumb as had all these stickers all over their rice burner, typical.

CAKE

HOT - Space cake in Amsterdam is the goods … (read the label)

NOT SO HOT - Skate Cake??? Whoa, and this was right next to the “baseball cake” … hmm

RED

HOT - That thong, thong-thong-thong …

NOT SO HOT - That red shirt really brings out his sun burned skin … smart

COUSIN IT

HOT - Although it wouldn’t hurt to get a fashionable doo …

NOT SO HOT - Someone give him some toner and relaxer.

A SANDY ASS

HOT - Sand never looked or felt better.

NOT SO HOT - Crack sand kills

BIKER GEAR

HOT - Pro skater Matt Ball can skate and ride a harley on the real!

NOT SO HOT - Now those are some quality biker shorts, you should have seen his aunt Jemima bandana.

FUBAR

HOT - Cute girl getting rolled out on a stretcher from Pads game.

NOT SO HOT - Big burley dude falling head first in a bar cause he can’t handle his liquor.

ROPE SWINGING

HOT - Drunk and beer drenched Czech honey

NOT SO HOT - Sunday Funday at fat camp

POLE DANCING

HOT - Two is better than one

NOT SO HOT - Bitch looks like she done shot up too much of the Hey Ron!

IRISH GIRLS

HOT - A couple cuties up in the Temple Bar district.

NOT SO HOT - Bucked tooth Beatrice

MOUTH PIERCINGS

HOT - Cute girl with a smiley piercing.

NOT SO HOT - Um excuse me, 95 called and they want their tongue ring back.

PUNK

HOT - Real punk rockers, with over a 100 hours of work on their threads.

NOT SO HOT - Tryhards with over 100 pseudo punk genres to their name.

PHOTOGRAPHERS

HOT - Cute friends taking pictures of you.

NOT SO HOT - Weird stalkers taking pics of you at the Padres game.

BODY PAINT

HOT - Naked female bodies in paint

NOT SO HOT - UK Dorks in paint at The Download Festival (a metal fest).

FEMALE BARTENDERS

HOT - These female bartenders in Barcelona, Spain blow away the over rated Coyote Uglies.

NOT SO HOT - The Coyote Crackies

DIRTY HEROIN NEEDLES

HOT - Picking up after yourself

NOT SO HOT - Fuckin’ litter bugs

TATTOOS OF YOUR FAVORITE BAND

HOT - Cute chick from Barcelona rockin the young Axl Rose tattoo

NOT SO HOT - Wow. This (Insane Clown Posse) is just as bad as a Kotton Mouth Kings scribble.

CIGARETTE HOLDERS

HOT - Now that’s gettin’ creative with a beard. Check more here.

NOT SO HOT - A hillbilly’s ashtray

FLAMES

HOT - Heating up some sugar for Absinthe in Budapest.

NOT SO HOT - Heating up heroin in your mom’s basement

GROCERY CARTS

HOT - Cute drunk cruising Byron Bay.

NOT SO HOT - Funny lookin dude passed out in grocery cart.

FISHNETS

HOT - Hot legs ready to do some naughty.

NOT SO HOT - At least this shot wasn’t a profile showing his nasty junk.

CHICKS IN BIKINIS

HOT - It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie white bikini

NOT SO HOT - Run for your life it’s Shakazulu

SHIGH SCHOOL GIRLS

HOT - Awe, it was their first tradeshow.

NOT SO HOT - And their first R rated movie sleep over.

FEET

HOT

NOT SO HOT

G- STRINGS

HOT - Gotta love the Reef Girls

NOT SO HOT

PINK

HOT - Victoria’s Secret Pink Line

NOT SO HOT - No joke, this lady was at a fashion show …

ANKLES

HOT - This scientist has the best legs on the planet.

NOT SO HOT - Hot chick breaks ankle in stripper heels

80′S REBIRTH

HOT - Emily Haines of Metric can always pull off the 80’s steez with out looking stupid.

NOT SO HOT - Why, why why? Fuckin Tryhards …

NASTY

HOT - None other than MTV heart-throb, Simon Rex, who is now the oh so Dirt Nasty.

NOT SO HOT - Har Mar Superstar is nasty

FANNY PACKS

HOT (All Fanny Packs are stupid, and so are the wannabees that wear em’, but this fanny pack is pretty fuckin’ awesome … ha)

NOT SO HOT

GHETTO NAILS

HOT (What can I say, I love the Simpsons)

NOT SO HOT

THE OLSEN TWINS

HOT (Probably photo shopped but whatevs)

NOT SO HOT

T-SHIRTS

HOT

NOT SO HOT

FONDLING ONE’S OWN BOOBS

HOT

NOT SO HOT

GO GO DANCERS

HOT

NOT SO HOT

BATON TWIRLING

HOT

NOT SO HOT

BANDANAS

HOT

NOT SO HOT

WAXING

HOT (nothing like a smooth bikini wax)

NO SO HOT (poor girl, not only peeled her stache but skin)

COCAINE

HOT (Before)

NOT SO HOT (After)

AUSTRALIANS

HOT (Aussie skater Richard Flude, too bad he’s horrible at kareoki)

NOT SO HOT (Aussie liquor store clerk)

SKINNY

HOT (Beautifully nimble Kate Moss)

NOT SO HOT

MINI BIKES

HOT (Australian hottie and Pro BMXer, Corey Bohan on a lil bike)

AND NOT SO HOT

ASIANS ( I dedicate this one to my favorite chinita, you should let me put your T-bag photo up here)

HOT

and NOT SO HOT

SWEAT

HOT

and NOT SO HOT

LUSCIOUS LIPS

HOT (So so so hot)

NOT SO HOT (WTF! Botox gone bad!)

BIG BOOTIES

HOT

NOT SO HOT

TATTOOS

HOT (Pro skater Chad Knight has some sic ink)

NOT SO HOT (Who the hell tattoos lame clothing companies? These dummies do)

LEATHER

HOT (Halle Berry as Cat Woman)

NOT SO HOT Ricardo

BEARDS

HOT (Dan Auerback of the Black Keys)

NOT SO HOT Bin Laden

BIKES

HOT (Emerica Wild Ride)

AND NOT SO HOT

TAN LINES

Hot

and not so hot