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May 162012
Hot vs. Not: Cool Tattoos and Chin-strap, Bro
From the Hot vs. Not Archives Is this guy from the Jersey Shore? I dunno what’s worse, the chin strap, the massive tribal tats, the douchey hooped earrings, or the sonic the hedge hog hair style? Or the ghetto chain around his neck!? At least it’s not gold, I suppose.
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May 142012
Hot vs Not: Mom Shorts
Mom shorts, hipster cut-offs, camel-toe shorts, Family Ties shorts—call ‘em what you want, but Summer is here and the ladies are wearing them. How do you feel about them? Are they Hot?
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Dec 262011
Hot vs Not: HOOTERS
When is it time to “let go” and realize the dream is over. Sorry lady, you didn’t get to be a HOOTERS girl in your youth (as if that’s anything special). Now please put on some Mom-jeans and a turtle neck. Thanks. P.S. Granny camel toe!
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Nov 142011
Hot vs Not: Revenge of Los Hipster Nerds
These dudes were sporting the bifocal frames way before SKRILLEX made it the new fashion buzz with all them hipsters. Photo taken four years ago at San Diego pride. One of the lost photos from our early Hot vs. Not archives.
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Oct 202011
Hot vs Not: Devillock
Apparently there is a name for this doofy hairstyle, it’s called a “devillock.” We used to refer to it as the limp treasure troll or the wannabe-Jerry Only (Misfits). I get it when the frontman of a horror-punk outfit sports the style along with his costume, but to walk around with this goofy doo in public is just, well—turdy. In fact, I used to know a dude that would purposely (and playfully) imitate this look to drive attention away from his severely balding yamaka-looking bald spot. Yep! Sucker.
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Sep 122011
Hot vs Not: So Cal “Bro”
About a year ago, we featured some douche on Hot vs. Not with a big ass “Nor Cal” tattoo on his back. And now, we have found his arch nemesis. Not only does this bro have a very large “So Cal” tattoo across his back, but he also has a jacked-up Cadillac symbol emblazoned on his back. I hope they run into each other one day at a dirt bike race or some other event that bros like to attend (maybe a Kotton Mouth Kings show).
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Sep 62011
Hot vs Not. Amateurs
Passing out a music festival only three hours after doors is not fuckin’ cool. In fact it’s very amateur. This kids at Rock The Bells got what he asked for since his T-shirt read, “Punish Me.” * Please note, this guys was okay. He was just dehydrated and out cold for five minutes. However, when I ran into him a couple hours later, the dumbass had no recollection of his black-out-pass-out. I said, “Dude, I’m glad you’re okay.” He looked at me as though I were a leper and said, [...]
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Aug 292011
Hot vs Not: Sunset Strip Girls
Photo: Will Tee Yang What exactly is a Sunset Strip girl? Back in the day it was cool (when the strip didn’t house a bunch of rocker douches), but now pretty much any female tattooed scenester is considered a Sunset Strip girl. You know, the kind that always hang out at The Roxy, Viper Room, Whiskey, Rainbow, etc. Yeah, those kind … some are cute though, like the ones above — but their probably just as douchey as the bandana-wearing tattooed bros they date.
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Aug 172011
Hot vs Not: Your Spirit Hood Makes You Look Like a Turd
Really? Can the whole Spirit Hood trend at music festivals just die already? They’re cute on kiddies, but not adults. We’ve already shared our despise for these dorky getups, but they still seem to continue. No, it’s not fuckin’ cool, yes you look like a turd and yes, it’s 100 degrees out and your head stinks like a bum’s dingleberry. Photos by Ben Irwin (taken at Outside Lands 2011)
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Aug 102011
Hot vs Not: But Ocifer …
Ah, the perils of being young and dumb. I guess you learn from your mistakes. Well at least some of us wise ones learn. I can’t say much for those in their mid 30s still being losers with nothing to show for of their pathetic existence. Awe, but I do feel band for this lil bro we caught at the U.S. Open of Surfing … “But ocifer, I didn’t do anything wrong and I’m sober. The look on this kid’s face is priceless. Photo by Will Tee Yang
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Mae east's comment on Hot vs. Not: Cool Tattoos and Chin-strap, Bro: the ghetto chain around his neck, hands down!!
punkykinda's comment on Hot vs Not: Mom Shorts: not hot dude… i dont get it.
why's comment on Hot vs Not: Booty Undercarriage : I see a flat butt.
yeah's comment on Hot vs Not: Booty Undercarriage : only the classiest ladies wear skirts that go down half an inch...
dwight's comment on Contest: Win Tickets to Papa at the Echo (May 3, 2012): it’s LA Font not La Font