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Sep 1
2010

Hot vs Not: Stuck in a Time Warp with Bugle Boys

It’s all to often that people get stuck in their golden days. Whether it’s with the kind of music they listened to in their prime or a style/fashion genre that they just can’t let go of: move the fuck on! But I gotta admit, this goofy couple straight out of a time warp circa ’87 are kid of cute. Dude has the Hasselhoff feathered fro in full effect and that 80s Bugle Boy Jeans booty going. At least the tattoo on his forearm reads: “Born To Rock.”

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Aug 25
2010

Hot vs Not: Hot Chicks with Douches

Don’t they have a Web site dedicated to hot girls dating douche bags? What the hell is this lil cutie and her Chewbacca-Smurf-boots doing with this lame ass looking dude and his whack ass shirt? He probably borrowed it from one of the dude’s on the “Jersey Shore.” *sigh

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Aug 23
2010

Hot vs Not: Davey Crockett

I can understand wearing this silly hat in a land where it’s cold and 20 years behind in fashion (like Russia or New Jersey). But sportin’ a rackoon’s behind on your head in 90 degree California heat is just “nasty.” Let’s leave Davey Crockett as a historic icon and not as a fashion accessory.

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Aug 18
2010

Hot vs Not: Nor Cal “Bro”

The term “bro” is not exclusive to So Cal alone. For those of you on the East Coast or unfamiliar with the term “bro,” here’s your Bro 101. Shit, getting a tattoo that reads “Nor Cal” is almost as pathetic as getting a tattoo that reads “Jersey.” Dude had to throw the iron cross and nautical start in there too … epic bro!

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Aug 16
2010

Hot vs Not: Bony School Girl Hips

Barely legal, barely boasting a woman’s hips and barely wearing that naughty school girl attire: I wonder what Mommy and Daddy would think? You would think today’s rave parties are a feeding ground for serial killers and perverts … I think I watch way too much “Criminal Minds.”

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Aug 9
2010

Hot vs Not: Muffin Top

I’ve heard the term “muffin top” for all those plump ladies that like to wear butt tight skinny jeans even though they have some mega overhang. But dudes with muffin top? This fellow decided to display his vanilla muffin top as he passed through the bar. “Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane?”

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Jul 26
2010

Hot vs Not: She Wants It

I’m not quite sure what this chick was waiting for, but it looks like she was in dire need of some sexin’. Who says a lady needs to cross her legs? Photo: Matt Fisher

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Jul 20
2010

Hot vs Not: Bondage

I found these kids propped up on a busy street corner. I thought birthdays were supposed to be a fun day. Looks like this birthday boy got taped and rolled up like a mob hit body rolled in a Chinese rug. Kids do the darndest things

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Jul 8
2010

Hot vs Not: Poppin’ A Squat

C’mon ladies, you know we’ve all been there. No place to pee so you have your trusty friends attempt a shield with their bodies as you pop-a-squat. It’s actually quite easy to do and great on the quads, but when you’re drunk, you’ll sure piss on you leg or drooping skirt like this chick did.

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Jul 6
2010

Hot vs Not: Ding Dongs & Socks

It’s almost as bad as a dude having sex with his socks on. But it’s not cause this old fart’s exposed member, ankle socks and New Balances are just god-awful. Only in San Francisco ….

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