Hot vs. Not: Jersey Shore or Newport Beach?

In so many ways. Newport Beach, California is the same as the Jersey Shore. They both have the same douche bags wearing Affliciton and bedazzled jeans over some fake-and-baked orange skin. However, this photo was taken three years ago and Jersey is just barely making Affliciton popular amongst guidos across the Garden State. Thanks to MTV’s pittiful “Jersey Shore,” we know this.

7 Responses to “Hot vs. Not: Jersey Shore or Newport Beach?”

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June 29, 2010 at 9:53 pm
[...] and all the douches and douchettes in them. It’s like grand central for all them Ed Hardy, Affliction wearing donkey holes. But, when a killer line-up of shows like this happens to be held in Sin City, you best believe [...]
Gnargeetar says:
February 5, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Hey now, it’s not their fault they’re milldly retarded. All that gel must seep into their brain! And the bands coming out of Jerz are pretty shitty for the most part with jam band crap and butt rock. They can’t all be like us in BK.
J says:
February 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Newport beach is lame for sure but at least the chicks are hotter. My aunt is from Jersey and all the chicks there look like they came out of a bad 90′s movie. They still have eyebrow and toungue rings there. And think it’s actually cool ti them.
Sandy says:
February 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Guess what? I’m originally from the dirty Jerz too! But mom and pops moved us to Cali at the right time! I wonder if I would have been a guidette if we stayed … nah
I’m just glad we weren’t from the Shore!!!
Jahmez says:
February 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I can say from experience Spot On !! I’m O.J. ( Original Jerz ) But since 12 been Cali .. My generation didn’t spawn such idiots but damnnnnnn we need to rethink Population Control !! Now I’ve also lived in NewpBeach for 2 years and I gotta say a contigency and I should say a majority percentage of the guys are just straight up Jokes !!! My knuckles have finally healed , let’s not allow the Absurdly Pompous procreate they add nothing to society… Wait scratch that , Mommy & Daddys $$$$ is well spent to the true who work at the bars !!!! For what it’s worth it sad that we have to except and live with The Lame Douches of this World !!!
Devin says:
February 5, 2010 at 1:14 pm
the jersey shore sucks ass. ive been there.
Matt says:
February 5, 2010 at 11:27 am
Both are lame. Jersey is shit for music too. They all think they make good tunes but WRONG.