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Bro-hoes.com
Don't cream your crusty panties over this brodozer now ...
So the blog that still gets the most comments on the good ole Grimy is my “Kotton Mouth Kings Suck.” Who knew so many zit faced, 16-year old potheads still figuring our their identity would have such intelligent things to say.
So I just read this new comment today. Not only did the bro-hoe in training, enlighten me about her passion for the “bro” culture, lifted trucks and all the finer things in life, but she let me in on a lil secret when filling out the comment page. Apparently there’s a site called Bro-hoes.com. “This is an original site dedicated to all the bros & bro hoes out there!” The site even goes so far to explain what a bro-hoe is and other lil tidbits. It’s pathetically funny and a poor attempt to make some extra cash from some crappy myspace layouts and other gay bling. Anyhow, if you’re into “lifted trucks, Coors Light, & zebra print” check it out. Or if you just like to take the piss on other people, or need some ideas for that “Bro” theme party I plan on having (tee hee) cruise by.
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hahhaaha agreed!
& miss bitch sounds like she has a personal problem, she should get some help :]
oh & these bitches need to learn the difference between there, they’re and their…it bugs the shit out of me.
ok, so i read the “kottonmouth kings” suck post & thought it was hilarious. though im not a fan of them music is music love it or hate it. all these people got pissed because you were raggin on their shit. well, what they failed to realize is how hypocritical they were while they were typing. as they have their opinion you have yours & are free to express it. but let me just point out to them; notice how 1) most of the pissed off kottonmouth kunts & insane clown pussies didnt know shit about grammar. 2) they talked in caps and tried to start fights which made them look insecure and trying to make up for their lack of something…like idk class & dignity.
i have no problem with lifestyles or tastes. just dont be a dirtbag. drive your truck that you probably cant REALLY afford (thanks for fucking up the economy with your bad credit fuckers) & ride hard. i dont care. all i ask is that you take a shower and dont make me listen to your KMK ICP bullshit. thanks :]
also, dont brag about how they have been going for 10 years beat that BS. there are bands who suck wayyy less than them & have been going forever. shit, the whos still play from time to time & there like what? 80? & what do you have against physh? lol. & fyi, us not-bro-hoes arent nerdy, we just have a little more class & like to keep our clothes on. our parties are better too because we dont get sloppy, we remember our night & we arent willing to degrade ourselves by getting into the dick-sucking position for beer…its just not right.
oh & if the chick who had the story about getting their tape reads this, you crack me the fuck up! i sadly live in the IE & they do eat that shit up. be my effing friend! haha.
ok well, thats it. thanks :]
[...] you think of pasties, usually bruised up, weathered strippers come to mind. Or those lame ass bro-hoe Havasu river rats. But there ain’t nothing trashy about this cute gal and her pasties. [...]
hahaaa,yall are stupid.you have to sit her and talk shit on other people just so you feel better about yourself…leave them alone the wanna dress a certain way,FUCKIN LET THEM!its not your life you dont live with them and shit.so let them do what they want…if you dont wanna hear or look at them fuckin dont.as i recal its a free fuckin country.the way i look at the bro hoe deal is its cool its girlie girl but she can still get down and dirty when she wants and needs to..like riding a dirtbike.but either way its their life to live not yours.get over yourself and your little “high horse” you think you have to ride on.cuz trust me your proble some ugly bitch that cant pull off the “BRO LOOK!”dumb bitch!
i think all you fuckers need to chill the fuck out and do what you fucking want and just ignore other people, its not their fucking problem and ur just stressin urself out chewing them out, u dont need to brag that you smoke weed, i think smoking weed went from something that is relaxing and just a thing, to i have to brag about smoking weed and all this bullshit, chill the fuck out everyone, if you love it, cool…but dont fucking flip if someone dosent, or talks shit, that is there problem, dosent mean u have to flip a bitch and just brag more bout ur lifestyle,its not their lifestyle, its your lifestyle…so chill the fuck out! FUCK!-another bro/stoner..not a hater
OK FiRST OFF… i DONT EVEN KNOW HOW i FOUND THiS SHiTTTT.
i USED TO LOVE THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS. THEY JUST ARENT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE. THEY ARE TRYING TO FiT SOME FUCKiN STEREOTYPE DUMB ASS “BRO HOES” LiKE YOU MAKE UP NOW. i SMOKE. THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. i LOVE STONERS HAHA. i DONT JUDGE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE HERB, OR HARDLY ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER. i DO JUDGE PEOPLE LiKE YOU GUYS ON THiS WEBSITE THO. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING “REAL” BRO HOES. iF YOU WANNA LiVE THE DGAF LiFESTYLE THEN FUCKiNG DO iT. DONT SiT ON YOUR DAMN COMPUTER AND TALK ABOUT HOW SiCK YOU ARE. YOU SMOKE? THATS RAD AND iM STOKED FOR YOU. GO LiGHT UP DONT SiT ON YOUR STUPiD ASS AND TALK ABOUT iT. YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKiNG FAKE. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW DUMB YOUR ASSES ARE? i GUESS TECHNiCALLY iF YOU RIDE AND LIVE OUR LiFESTYLE YOUR A BRO, BUT i DONT BELiEVE iN FUCKiN BRO HOES. HOES ARE HOES. BROS ARE BROS. YOU RIDE, DGAF, SMOKE, KiCK iT WiTH THE BOYS, THATS BRO. YOU DRESS LiKE A HOE, SLEEP WiTH THE BROS, PLAY PRETEND, THATS A HOE. iM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY SHiT ABOUT ME CAUSE iF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW ME. iF YOU DONT KNOW ME PERSONALLY SORRY FOR YOU FUCKERSSS. i DGAF ABOUT HATERS AND POSERS WiTH THEiR FAKE SHiT. STOP CALLiNG YOURSELF BRO HOES SHiiiiiiiET. iT PISSES ME OFF CAUSE YOU DUMB CUNTS MAKE US BRO CHiCKS LOOK BAD. AND FOR THAT FUCKKKKK YOUUUUU.
smoke to get high, not to die.
Yes, my horse is VERY high! PS Kids, learn to read. I have nothing against those who smoke the greens. I just hate crappy music.
“You know sumtimes its a lil confusin to me
All these people sittin on their high horses
Lookin down on us for smokin the plant growin the plant
Well I believe in natures laws
I just wanna b free”
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Proud to be a stoner-Kottonmouth Kings
Im 21 and have a wonderful life and wouldnt change a thing for the world and Im proud to b a stoner
haha im fucking baked…..whoever doesnt smoke weed must be the dumbest mother fucker on this fine planet we call earth..
smoke some herb to revitalize your inner self….
herb brings out to true personality in someone..
the true pothead!
SMOKE WEED NOT SPEED!
HAHA I DONT KNOW HOW I CAME ACROSS THIS SITE BUT IM BORED AND JUST FIGURED I WOULD TELL YEW GUYS HOW RIDICULOUSLY STUPID YEW ALL SOUND RIGHT NOW!
YER ALL TALKING ABOUT SMOKING WEEEEEDDDD AND SHIT LIKE ITS REALLY THAT COOL DUDE!
HAHA AND YEA I SMOKE WEED BUT IM NOT GONNA THROW SOME BULLSHIT ASS EXCUSE OUT THERE FOR IT I SMOKE IT CUZ I LIKE IT AND I WANT TO AND NOBODYS OPINION MATTERS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM GONNA TALK SHIT TO THEM BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE IT!
AND YER ALL TALKIN ABOUT HOW THEY DONT HAVE A LIFE AND SHIT BUT SERIOUSLY DO YEW???
CUZ IF YEW DID I DONT THINK YEW WOULD COME BACK ON THIS SITE ALL THE TIME JUST TO SEE WHO HAS REPLIED TO ONE OF YER SMART ASS REMARKS!
LIKE DO YEW REALLY CARE THAT MUCH?
DOES IT REALLY OFFEND YEW LIKE THAT???
HA GROW UP LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS ITS TIME TO REALIZE WAT LIFES ACUALLY ABOUT!
THIS SHIT IS LAME AS FUCK!
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YEW EVEN MAKE A WEB SITE LIKE THIS?
LIKE SERIOUSLY R YEW THAT PATHETIC?
HAHA BROE-HOES AND YEW WOUNDER WHY YEW HAVE A BAD REPUTATION!
ur fuckin dumb u think ur cool cuz u can go on and talk about how bad weed and bro hoes and shit r but yet ur fuckin so obsesed to write about them how pathetic can u be seriously. dont b jealous cuz ur life sucks and ours dont.
I agree. everyone has their own opinion..but dont talk shit on someones lifestyle when you know nothin about it.. i smoke weed i live by KMk as well and i have a good ass time enjoying my life..yet i still go to school n work. its not like im a bad person thats just how i chill. so have some respect for other peoples way of livin. thats how i see it.
lateeee(:
alright this is stupid that you take the time to make a fucking website talking shitt if someone likes something that is there business and as for the decisions they make that is up to them and as for smoking weed what is honestly wrong with it people dont die from it if anything it helps people relax from all the fucking bullshitt that goes on in life and if it is such a bad thing then why can people get medical huh what has been proven about weed that is harmful to people.And as for being a bro or brohoe whats really wrong with it…
DAMNNNN EVERY ONE NEEDS TO CHILL AND JSUT FUCKIN SMOKE ALLL DAY EVRYDAY LIKE ME WELL IMA GO CUZ I GOIN TO A PARTII DONT KNOW WHY I GOT ON BUT THOSE PEOPLE THAT DONT SMOKE JUST TAKE A TOKE!! AND U GOTT TO LOVE KOTTONMOUTH KINGS THEY ARE THE FUCKIN BEST!!
U GUYS THiNK YOUR THE SHiT DONT CHYEA. WLL UR NOT AND KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS DONT SUCK THEY SiNG ABOUT REAL SHiT AND WHAT THEY BELiVE. SO FUCK ALL U HATERS. YES i AM A BROHOE BUT iT DOESN MEAN THAT i FUCK A BUNCH OF GUYS. FUCK EVERY HATER OUT THERE. FOR US PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THE PLANT OR GROW THE PLANT!
hahahaha alll yall make me laugh!
i love the kottenmouth kings tho fer’reall!
wow you guys need to grow tha hell up first off dont think your a badass cause you can talk shit to someone who thinks something bad about bros and bro-hoes….its an opinion okay RELAX!! smoke weed do what you want its cool but dont talk crap on the damn computer like your a badass and crap damn people that do shit your doing make bros and bro-hoes look bad cause you try to act like hardasses and it just makes us look pathetic so knock your shit off and do something better with your life!
Thanks for your educated statement “East County White Girl.” PS – you have a SUPER cool myspace page … PSSSSH!!!
myspace.com/ilikejessesbilly
&& ANOTHER THiNG. i SPEAK FOR MYSELF ON THiS ONE. i SMOKE WEED TO ESCAPE FROM THE BULL-SHiT BEATiNG PARENTS i HAVE. i SMOKE WEED BECAUSE WEN i TAKE THAT HiT OFF THAT BONG iM FREE. i SMOKE WEED CUZ i CAN, iT MAKES ME HAPPY. WEED iS A PLANT. YOU EAT LETTACE AND BROCLiE AND SHiT LiKE THAT DONT YOU… WELL i SMOKE THAT AND IT DOES NO FUCKiNG HARM…
–> MY BOYFRiEND SMOKES WEED CUZ WELL FiRST HE LOVES THE FEELiNG HE GETS, && SECOND, iT HELPS WiTH HiS ANXZiETY… i HATE STUPiD WHORES THAT THiNK THAT SMOKiNG WEED iS SOO BAD…
iT NOT. GiVE iT A TRY…
STOP BANGiN ON OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE YOU SLiP && SAY SOMETHiNG YOU REGRET!!!
THANKS YOU STUPiC CUNT!!!
FiRST OFF BiTCH, THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS ARE THE SHiT. THEY SiNG ABOUT THEiR BELiEFS, THEiR PROBLEY ONE OF THE FEW “GROUPS” OUT THEiR THAT GiVE A FUCK ABOUT LiFE. i THiNK YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR BULL-SHiT REMARKS AND SHOVE iT UP YOUR FAT ASS. YOUR A STUPiD BiTCH YOU SHOULD GO CUT YOUSELF. i LiVE BY THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS. ARE YOU SERiOUSLY THAT LAME, YOU HAVE NO LiFE, YOU HAVE TO BOMB ON THOSE THAT DO!. YOUR REDiCOULS. YOUR A STUPiD FUCKiNG CUNT..
HAVE A NiCE LiFE YOU FUCKiN BiTCH…
The “BRO-DOZER” — I love eeeeet.
No need to say that the whole time I was reading your lil ditty, David’s “BRA-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA” impersonation was playing like elevator music in the back of my mind. LOL
We all know that these monstrosities are to compensate for a widdle penis and lack of class. But we need peeps like this to keep us entertained, right?