So I said I’d right a blog about my undying disgust for the Kottonmouth kings. They are just so damn annoying and just plain out lame. I mean look at all the “bros” and “bro hoes” that listen to them. It reminds me of where I grew up. Don’t get me wrong, I love my small town of Upland, Ca – lil town that spawned some big names. It’s one of the only cool cities in the IE. But for the most part, the IE houses a bunch of lamos. A bunch of Sullen, SRH, Famous Stars and Straps, bandana wearing, clunky white skate shoe sportin, sideways hat mobbin, black pulled up tube socks, spiky haired dumb asses! Gosh I loathe those kinds of dorks and the lame chicks that go for them. With their raised “bro dozers” cruising the IE by the sea (Huntington Beach) as they blast their shitty Kottonmouth Kings.
This is one of the reasons I had a left a former magazine I had written for, whose name we won’t mention. Loved my editor, he’s one cool cat but I hated how this mag was so associated with all that is lame as pointed out above (don’t take it personal if you’re still with them and reading this, it just ain’t my thing). Especially the Kottonmouth Kings.
Funny story! I was at an ASR party this past February and this dumb ass starts talking to me. Mind you he is the epitome of what I loathe (as stated above) but I was still polite. So he picks up this “magazine” and says, “You like this magazine?” And I was like, “Sometimes, I used to write for them.” He’s like, “Oh no way, cool well I’m in it!” As he so joyously shows me his photos of him in some clothing pictorial. I’m just about to shoot myself if I have to listen to this dumbass any longer. Granted, I still don’t know who this fucker is, acting like he’s of some notoriety. Then he asks me, “Have you heard of the Kottonmouth Kings?” I finally came back to life in a dull moment and joyously said “Yeah! I fuckin HATE that band!” Dude looks at me in shock and says, “Oh, well that’s my band.” Woops.
Now what kind of a moron would do this …
hey man guess what you might think (kottonmouth kings) suck but guess what they could come up with some better shit then any one can come up with and who are you to talk shit about someones hobbie or someones pride but i guess you are some loser that could not make it as a kottonmouth (poser)
U MAKE ME SICK BRO. U CAN TALK ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT I GUARENTEE WHATEVER THE HELL U SAY WONT MEAN SHIT. KMK PUTS SHIT DOWN LIKE NO OTHER AND TALKS ABOUT EVERDAY THINGS MAN. THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL. NOT LIKE SOME OF THESE PRE-MADONNAS OUT THERE THAT CRY CUZ THEY DONT GET THERE WAY. ITS NOT A HOBBIE, ITS A FUCKEN LIFESTYLE MAN. PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT. SOMETHING U KNOW KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
dick head, you’d get beat down
pussy ass motherfucker
You guys are all lame. You probably wouldn’t know good music if you were slapped in the face with Hendrix’s guitar.
And one more thing, you spelt “passionate” wrong. Figures… kids that listen to dumb music like the Kottoncunts are usually a bunch of fuckin idiots. Go buy an SRH shirt “Bro”
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“PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT”
Wow, Bonehead: go pick up a book and absorb some culture. We all know parading around in a raised truck makes up for the fact that your own dick is a measly 2 inches (erect) and that you have serious LMS symdrome. Embrace your Little Man stature and do something worthwhile with your life! Being a desert dirthead is nothing to be proud of. Granted, while it IS a step up from the gutter your white trash parents were born in, it’s still the place where the dreg of society congregate. Go home, take down that lame Kottonmouth Kings and Insane Clown Posse shrine in your room (yes, we know you still live with Mommy & Daddy), get a real job and a respectable hobby.
you guys are all fuckin faggots.. who are you to talk shit. im sure everyone could talk shit on everyones music in one way or another.. theres just doing the things they love. get the fuck over it. if you dont like the kings, then simply Dont listen to them, who are you to talk to down on someone for what they think is good music. its there opinion. we do live in america fellas , theres alot of other shit to do out there, than taking time out of your day to say some meaningless words about a group that has accomplished way more than you’ll ever amount to. and they did all this underground, without selling out.. so keep to yourself, kepp listening to your faggot pop punk shit.
down that krown-
fuckin lames
I also agree that the Kottonmouth Kings are a worthless band, and so does Pitchfork.
Read this http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/19135-royal-highness
Sandy -
I have the best story for you about the KottonMouth Fuckfaces…. back when we were still in high school me and some friends went to HB and some lame ass trying to gangsters/hardcore/too much silver jewelry wearing/sweatshirts and shoes on the beach white boys came up to us and gave us their demo tape. So on our way home I have to put in this tape and laugh just because the way these morons looked I could tell this was going to be shiteous to the max. Turn on the tape and it definitely did not fail to dissapoint my previous allegations. As my friends and I hop on the fwy to come home, laughing our asses off on how shitty this music is we realize the raised truck behind us is actually following us. Its the same douche bags who gave us their tape. They keep honking their horn to try to get our attention and when we finally roll down the window they yell “Do you like our tape? Do you think it rocks?” I had to say ” In my honest opinion, this is some of the shiteous music I have ever heard” to which white boy with too much gel in his hair replied ” Well we are the Kottonmouth Kings and we think we rock, can you throw us back our tape so we can give it to someone else?”
I could go on and on, but I remember thinking “people in the IE are gonna eat this shit up”. Once again, I was not let down by my premonition. The only people that listen to this shit either a. live in the IE b. moved to HB or Newport that use to live in the IE or c. meth heads. And that about sums up the KottonMouth Kings and their gay ass fans. I luv you!
I agree with you on all fronts here San D. What i dont get is how KMK has been around since I was in High School and we all clowned them back then, we booed them off stage in Big Bear back in the late 90’s! But now, somehow they get picked up again by the younger generation and idolized for their whack ass lyrics…and dont get me wrong- I am a stoner, desert rat myself- but no one I know actually likes those clowns…If I want to listen to rap, I will bump some real shit…If I want to listen to punk…same deal….I think this whole “DGAF” thing is fucking little kid’s heads up….
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you guys suck
all i have to say is fuck all you haters on here. you shouldnt bash on people that for 1. you dont even know, 2. the way they dress, 3. you dont understand what theyre all about. the Kottonmouth Kings are probably one of the chillest, sweetest, and most politically and morally correct bands/people ever. even if you dont like their music, rap, hiphop, whatever it is your so tweaked about, they have an amazing message goin around out there, and alot of people are tuning in. dont hate, keep the positive vibes in view, and forget about the negativity. and honestly, how fucking pathetic is it that you can “hate” a group of people that you dont even know sooo much? you people need to get in touch with life, not all this fake bullshit out there, but the things that REALLY matter. ive LOVED the Kottonmouth Kings ever since i first heard them. they are an amazing band, amazing people, and are sending an amazing message. so chill the fuck out, get the negativity out of here, stop the “hate”, and have a little fun. like the Kottonmouth Kings say
“No need to get loud, messin with others, stressin’ your brother, it’s time to uncover
Time to choose another path you see
Cause the road most traveled’s negativity”
respect your fellow man.
Also, i would like to add. i listen to the old shit too; hendrix, petty, pink floyd, the beatles, the rolling stones, etc.
And i would also like to add, the people that listen to the Kottonmouth Kings are just more open minded and have different opinions than you. so get over that, people are entitled to have their own thoughts & beliefs. Do NOT group them as “methheads” , “wiggers”, “drug addicts”, etc. We are people that live life our way, by our rules, and dont play into all this corporate & CORRUPT shit thats goin on.
Stop fucking discriminating.
FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS… YOU WOULD GET WRECKED ON IN A HEARTBEAT… KMK IS THE SHIT TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE SHIT… HOW THEY MADE IT FROM NOTHIN DOIN LITTLE GIGS AND SHOW TO GO MUTHER FUCKING WORLDWIDE AND DO THEIR DREAM UNLIKE YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS SETTLING FOR ANY JOB YOU CAN FIND CAUSE YOU WERE UNSUCCESSFUL … THATS TALENT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!! SO FUCK YOU ALL AND WE DGAF BITCH!!!! WE RUN THIS SHIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK IT OUT … OC SPADES MUTHER FUCKERS…
http://www.myspace.com/ocspadesdgaf
all of you have just wasted your time who are you trying to prove if you like the music you like the music if you hate it you hate it you dont have to start a blog about that shit over the internet to show how much of an asshole you really are keep you opinions to yourself…-goodnight pipe it bye-
LOL, YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS, STILL TALKIN SHIT ?
YOU MUST REALLY HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF TO GET TOUGH WITH THE KEYBOARD AND TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT A BAND? YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC, KMK IS A VERY TALENTED BAND, WHO ARE TO TALK SHIT ON SOMEONE WHO IS WAY MORE SUCCESSFULL THAN YOURSELF. YOUR MAING YOURSELF LOOK FUCKING RETARDED, HOW ABOUT YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE, AND STOP DOGGIN ON THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ACTUALLY STRIVED TO DO SOMETHING AND ACHIEVED IT.
PEACE OF MIND
FUCKER HATERS
yeah seriously man fuck all you haters,kmk is a life style dynasty and if you dont like them then dont listen to them and stop fuckin hatin on them and tryin to act all tough and talkin shit about them,your just pissed cuz theyre out there being successful and doin big show while your sittin in mommy and daddys basement writing these gay ass blogs and shit.alls i have to say is FUCK YOU if your gonna talk shit about the kottonmouth kings.
Free the Soul.
I actually like the Kottonmouth Kings, but bros and bro-hoes bug the shit outta me. I mean, I can understand that you like dirtbiking, as it’s an awesome sport, but you don’t have to drop the words ‘Metal Mulisha’ or ‘Crusty Demons Of Dirt’ in every sentence.
i love the kottonmouth kings. they actually talk about something people give a fuck about. im not tatted up, or have a bunch of piercings. i dont drive a lifted truck and all that shit. but i WILL say that i will blast their music ANY DAY. they are an amzing band. so you can all shut the fuck up.
first off dont bagg on something you dont like cause i can do that bout you. 2nd dont fucking judge people for what they like. 3rd srh dgaf kmk its a fucking lifestyle that we live im branded for life with a krown and spade because I like it i dont give a shit what a fag on a comp says cause he cant spout his fucking mouth off in public to me he has to hide behind his comp so stfu be real and stop hating
The kotton mouth kings suck most definitely and so do all their little middle school followers. Go listen to some real music. Not some pathettic rap rock hybrid who look stupid.
I wonder why the kotton mouth were one of the crappy bands on the House of Blues 2 for 1 Tuesdays email about a month ago? Probably cause they weren’t selling any tickets because they are horrible. 2 for 1 Tuesday is made to sell tickets to shows that have low ticket sales. But you kids wouldn’t know about that stuff.
Whats good about KMK is that they actually have a point theyre gettin across in theyre lyrics unlike alot of other “rappers” theyre all one-mined with bitches and money thats all they rap about while KMK raps about true freedom, expressing yourself, and havin a good time enjoying life, theyve been around longer than any other rap group these days, fuck daddy x was signed to ruthless records with eazy e thats fucking og how man other rappers these days can say that. So fuck all you haters go back to your mall and hang in the food court, We’re here to stay The Krown isnt goin anywhere and the Spade aint guna die
i would just like to start off by saying i came to this site by following a link to that awesome kottonmouth tattoo from google images
but seeing as im here…
bahahaha “kelly” u are wat i like to call a German pornstars mouth… full of shit. no1 who had ne power to sign kottonmouth would waste their time on this stupid blog, and if u did, THEN UR AN IDIOT u could have made quite the little wad of cash from these fellas, so bad financial decision
just curious, y u all think that u are better than us just cos we are srh wearing/pierced/tattooed/ bagged truck driving legends, this is the way we like to dress etc and i dont really think u hav the right to pass judgement, i mean i dont particularly like the way u tight shirt wearing money wasting tryhards dress, but thats just my opinion and im nt going to pass judgment on u because of the way u dress
i found this hilarious, quote from ‘KottonMouth KILLER’ “Bonehead: go pick up a book and absorb some culture.” which then was closely followed by “We all know parading around in a raised truck makes up for the fact that your own dick is a measly 2 inches (erect) and that you have serious LMS symdrome.” yes we can all only hope to achieve the incredible level of cultural greatness that u hav bahahahaha
i just hope that all the ppl who took the time on here to insult the kottonmouth kings and all the ppl that love them, take a good hard look at themselves, and hopefully relise… y they arnt as cool as us
peace out
Hey lil kid, “Mr. Bahahahaha Lame” your probably like 17 or something by the looks of your horrific writing skills. One day you will laugh at your love for pathetic bands such as Kotton. Back in my day I used to like some pretty bad music: all a part of growing up.
Also you did “pass judgment” when you said “tight shirt wearing money wasting tryhards dress.” What makes you think those are the only people that read this cool site? And for the record, I work for a certain reputable music magazine, any lame bands such as the Kotton never get any respect from any legitimate players in the industry, just tasteless kids like yourselves. Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you yet.
SUPER FUNNY: “u could have made quite the little wad of cash from these fellas, so bad financial decision” WHAT!!!? THEY AREN’T EVEN DOING WILL WITH SHOW OR RECORD SALES! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT KID, GO SMOKE SOME MEXI WEED.
well firstly ur wrong im 20 and im a surveyor, id like to c u try and do the maths that i do daily, so u can suk my wang, and i use poor grammar because im lazy not because i cant
2ndly bull crrraaaapppp, ladies and gentleman we hav another “german pornstars mouth” i dont believe that u work for a “reputable music magazine” even for a second and they get respect from us and as long as they hav respect from their fans i dont think they really care wat the “legitimate players” think.
“horrific writing skills” yep, heaps good grammar yah douche try “poor use of spelling and grammer”
and no obviously not, im sorry i left out u lame unfashionable hermits but i didnt c the point in even giving u a mention, because it is blatantly obvious that the reason u hav such hate for ppl like me, is because sumwhere along the line we beat u up, or stole ur woman or seeing as u are a chick got turned down by one of us (im just judging by the name ” Mrs. Pointdexter” bahahahaha) u feel the need (because u have no social status, or the balls to do it in person) to put down us and the ppl that represent us as a whole, on the internet.
finally they are endorsed by srh so they must b doing something right, and their only concert that they ever had anywhere near me was sold out, so thatd b u wrong again
so go hav a cry to ur overweight pimple infested boyfriend that sumone burned u online and u are having horrible flash backs to the day u made a fool of urself wen u got turned down buy a danna wearing brother. and then take solace in the fact that after me no1 will ever take ne notice of u again other than the small child staring and saying to his mother “wat happened to that lady”
lastly i dont smoke weed, wrong again chicky, ur on a fricken role
Wow! I can’t believe this old blog post of mine still gets so many hits and comments. Well thank you all you KMK fans for spreading my good word. And for the record SRH is one of the weakest and lamest clothing companies out there, I surely know my boys out in Aus don’t sport that shit, you must be what they call a Poofta!
ur boys in aus? im from aus u mc’fuck, and poofta is a very rarely used term here u try hard, and damn near every1 here wears srh
fuk u guys are fucking awesome at being wrong, it never ceases to amaze me
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Wow Sand… I think you need to thank all these kids for the traffic they are bringing to your site. If only the KMK could get this much traffic to their own site. lol Dirt Pride fo Life.
Go to hell you damn bunch dicks.
I’M DOWN FOR THE KROWN AND ONE SPADED MOTHER FUCKER!
TAKE A FAT BONG RIP AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
WOOP WOOP!
PEACEEEEEE!
get some, only if we could meet theses haters face to face and then hear them talk shit
hahaha that taylor chick is on her period
kmk needs to stop sucking so much damn dick
i mean honestly they sound like shit
fuck the kottonmouthqueens… i smoke more kush then any of those fags… and if you and all your tool friends even look at me funny ill beat the fuckin shit out of you… Josh Haynes……
PS. listen to reggae
Kottonmouth Kings are the shit ok! They are BIGTIME now. They probably have 10 times more money then u haters. They fucking get paid by rapping about some bomb ass weed that u will never see. I’ve seen the real Kottonmouth Kings, i was even in the same plane as them wen i went to Amsterdam. Yes they are a lil cocky but who fucking cares, they have the rite to be. They got some good shit and livin a life.. probably fucking ur girlfriends and shit. So all u haters need to shut the fuck up, throw away ur boo-hoo weed and find blaze bomb shit like they do.
come give me some weed
Anonymous you aint nothing but a pussy ass bitch that could not make it
the kottonmouth kings kick ass bitchs
ok first of all im a bro-hoe and i likke lifted trucks and shit whats the problem with that??? And fuck u haters out there the Kottonmouth Kings are the best band out there so u need to shut the fuck up cuz u dont know what u are talking about.. i bet half u haters cant spit a verse or ryhme so u need to shut the hell up….and maybe u dont listen to them or dont like them but u dont need to talk shit… talking shit is for pussys and u are a big ass pussys….all u guys do is talk shit. so wat if we are bros and bro-hoes u dont have to hate us cuz we can look cute and u bitches cant and because the bros are hotter then ur ugly ass boyfriends so dont be hating…. and so what if the Kotonmouth kings are bros or they drink and smoke and support 420 and sing about sex that doesnt give u a reason to hate them just dont listen to them……..So shut the fuck up if u dontknow what u are talking about
Wow, there’s actually a site name broe-hoes.com! hahahahhaha Thanks for the info, I can’t wait to tell everyone about it. Good for some serious laughs!
Oh and PS (in the words of a wise smart ass) “”95 called and they want their lifted truck back.”
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Josh H your a pussy.. Learn how to ride a sport bike. And stay away from your team mates chick and find your own girl BRO. Kmk,M/M,colin Morrison,SRH, lovers.. Settle down.. Your on a key board… Kmk is alright. Blogs are for jobless cock suckers.. That’s you too ladys:)
W0W. people shut the fuck up yes we get it diffrant people have diffrant opinions. so take yer shit talking some were else. im a bro hoe ii love kMk . but thats my fucking opinion 0hk.. y0u can think what y0u want. believe, like what y0u want. y0u think yer tough bitchin on here no one gives a shit everyones here cuz we are bored riight? this isn’t real life right now. if udont like a way peoples lifestyle is then why bother saying anything at all wy waste yer time right? y0u guys say we are dumb && retarded.well your dumb && retareded for wasting your time talking shit .
•somer dae•
peace.