So I said I’d right a blog about my undying disgust for the Kottonmouth kings. They are just so damn annoying and just plain out lame. I mean look at all the “bros” and “bro hoes” that listen to them. It reminds me of where I grew up. Don’t get me wrong, I love my small town of Upland, Ca – lil town that spawned some big names. It’s one of the only cool cities in the IE. But for the most part, the IE houses a bunch of lamos. A bunch of Sullen, SRH, Famous Stars and Straps, bandana wearing, clunky white skate shoe sportin, sideways hat mobbin, black pulled up tube socks, spiky haired dumb asses! Gosh I loathe those kinds of dorks and the lame chicks that go for them. With their raised “bro dozers” cruising the IE by the sea (Huntington Beach) as they blast their shitty Kottonmouth Kings.
This is one of the reasons I had a left a former magazine I had written for, whose name we won’t mention. Loved my editor, he’s one cool cat but I hated how this mag was so associated with all that is lame as pointed out above (don’t take it personal if you’re still with them and reading this, it just ain’t my thing). Especially the Kottonmouth Kings.
Funny story! I was at an ASR party this past February and this dumb ass starts talking to me. Mind you he is the epitome of what I loathe (as stated above) but I was still polite. So he picks up this “magazine” and says, “You like this magazine?” And I was like, “Sometimes, I used to write for them.” He’s like, “Oh no way, cool well I’m in it!” As he so joyously shows me his photos of him in some clothing pictorial. I’m just about to shoot myself if I have to listen to this dumbass any longer. Granted, I still don’t know who this fucker is, acting like he’s of some notoriety. Then he asks me, “Have you heard of the Kottonmouth Kings?” I finally came back to life in a dull moment and joyously said “Yeah! I fuckin HATE that band!” Dude looks at me in shock and says, “Oh, well that’s my band.” Woops.
Now what kind of a moron would do this …
hey man guess what you might think (kottonmouth kings) suck but guess what they could come up with some better shit then any one can come up with and who are you to talk shit about someones hobbie or someones pride but i guess you are some loser that could not make it as a kottonmouth (poser)
U MAKE ME SICK BRO. U CAN TALK ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT I GUARENTEE WHATEVER THE HELL U SAY WONT MEAN SHIT. KMK PUTS SHIT DOWN LIKE NO OTHER AND TALKS ABOUT EVERDAY THINGS MAN. THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL. NOT LIKE SOME OF THESE PRE-MADONNAS OUT THERE THAT CRY CUZ THEY DONT GET THERE WAY. ITS NOT A HOBBIE, ITS A FUCKEN LIFESTYLE MAN. PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT. SOMETHING U KNOW KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
dick head, you’d get beat down
pussy ass motherfucker
You guys are all lame. You probably wouldn’t know good music if you were slapped in the face with Hendrix’s guitar.
And one more thing, you spelt “passionate” wrong. Figures… kids that listen to dumb music like the Kottoncunts are usually a bunch of fuckin idiots. Go buy an SRH shirt “Bro”
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“PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT”
Wow, Bonehead: go pick up a book and absorb some culture. We all know parading around in a raised truck makes up for the fact that your own dick is a measly 2 inches (erect) and that you have serious LMS symdrome. Embrace your Little Man stature and do something worthwhile with your life! Being a desert dirthead is nothing to be proud of. Granted, while it IS a step up from the gutter your white trash parents were born in, it’s still the place where the dreg of society congregate. Go home, take down that lame Kottonmouth Kings and Insane Clown Posse shrine in your room (yes, we know you still live with Mommy & Daddy), get a real job and a respectable hobby.
you guys are all fuckin faggots.. who are you to talk shit. im sure everyone could talk shit on everyones music in one way or another.. theres just doing the things they love. get the fuck over it. if you dont like the kings, then simply Dont listen to them, who are you to talk to down on someone for what they think is good music. its there opinion. we do live in america fellas , theres alot of other shit to do out there, than taking time out of your day to say some meaningless words about a group that has accomplished way more than you’ll ever amount to. and they did all this underground, without selling out.. so keep to yourself, kepp listening to your faggot pop punk shit.
down that krown-
fuckin lames
I also agree that the Kottonmouth Kings are a worthless band, and so does Pitchfork.
Read this http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/19135-royal-highness
Sandy -
I have the best story for you about the KottonMouth Fuckfaces…. back when we were still in high school me and some friends went to HB and some lame ass trying to gangsters/hardcore/too much silver jewelry wearing/sweatshirts and shoes on the beach white boys came up to us and gave us their demo tape. So on our way home I have to put in this tape and laugh just because the way these morons looked I could tell this was going to be shiteous to the max. Turn on the tape and it definitely did not fail to dissapoint my previous allegations. As my friends and I hop on the fwy to come home, laughing our asses off on how shitty this music is we realize the raised truck behind us is actually following us. Its the same douche bags who gave us their tape. They keep honking their horn to try to get our attention and when we finally roll down the window they yell “Do you like our tape? Do you think it rocks?” I had to say ” In my honest opinion, this is some of the shiteous music I have ever heard” to which white boy with too much gel in his hair replied ” Well we are the Kottonmouth Kings and we think we rock, can you throw us back our tape so we can give it to someone else?”
I could go on and on, but I remember thinking “people in the IE are gonna eat this shit up”. Once again, I was not let down by my premonition. The only people that listen to this shit either a. live in the IE b. moved to HB or Newport that use to live in the IE or c. meth heads. And that about sums up the KottonMouth Kings and their gay ass fans. I luv you!
I agree with you on all fronts here San D. What i dont get is how KMK has been around since I was in High School and we all clowned them back then, we booed them off stage in Big Bear back in the late 90’s! But now, somehow they get picked up again by the younger generation and idolized for their whack ass lyrics…and dont get me wrong- I am a stoner, desert rat myself- but no one I know actually likes those clowns…If I want to listen to rap, I will bump some real shit…If I want to listen to punk…same deal….I think this whole “DGAF” thing is fucking little kid’s heads up….
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you guys suck
all i have to say is fuck all you haters on here. you shouldnt bash on people that for 1. you dont even know, 2. the way they dress, 3. you dont understand what theyre all about. the Kottonmouth Kings are probably one of the chillest, sweetest, and most politically and morally correct bands/people ever. even if you dont like their music, rap, hiphop, whatever it is your so tweaked about, they have an amazing message goin around out there, and alot of people are tuning in. dont hate, keep the positive vibes in view, and forget about the negativity. and honestly, how fucking pathetic is it that you can “hate” a group of people that you dont even know sooo much? you people need to get in touch with life, not all this fake bullshit out there, but the things that REALLY matter. ive LOVED the Kottonmouth Kings ever since i first heard them. they are an amazing band, amazing people, and are sending an amazing message. so chill the fuck out, get the negativity out of here, stop the “hate”, and have a little fun. like the Kottonmouth Kings say
“No need to get loud, messin with others, stressin’ your brother, it’s time to uncover
Time to choose another path you see
Cause the road most traveled’s negativity”
respect your fellow man.
Also, i would like to add. i listen to the old shit too; hendrix, petty, pink floyd, the beatles, the rolling stones, etc.
And i would also like to add, the people that listen to the Kottonmouth Kings are just more open minded and have different opinions than you. so get over that, people are entitled to have their own thoughts & beliefs. Do NOT group them as “methheads” , “wiggers”, “drug addicts”, etc. We are people that live life our way, by our rules, and dont play into all this corporate & CORRUPT shit thats goin on.
Stop fucking discriminating.
FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS… YOU WOULD GET WRECKED ON IN A HEARTBEAT… KMK IS THE SHIT TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE SHIT… HOW THEY MADE IT FROM NOTHIN DOIN LITTLE GIGS AND SHOW TO GO MUTHER FUCKING WORLDWIDE AND DO THEIR DREAM UNLIKE YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS SETTLING FOR ANY JOB YOU CAN FIND CAUSE YOU WERE UNSUCCESSFUL … THATS TALENT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!! SO FUCK YOU ALL AND WE DGAF BITCH!!!! WE RUN THIS SHIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK IT OUT … OC SPADES MUTHER FUCKERS…
http://www.myspace.com/ocspadesdgaf
all of you have just wasted your time who are you trying to prove if you like the music you like the music if you hate it you hate it you dont have to start a blog about that shit over the internet to show how much of an asshole you really are keep you opinions to yourself…-goodnight pipe it bye-
LOL, YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS, STILL TALKIN SHIT ?
YOU MUST REALLY HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF TO GET TOUGH WITH THE KEYBOARD AND TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT A BAND? YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC, KMK IS A VERY TALENTED BAND, WHO ARE TO TALK SHIT ON SOMEONE WHO IS WAY MORE SUCCESSFULL THAN YOURSELF. YOUR MAING YOURSELF LOOK FUCKING RETARDED, HOW ABOUT YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE, AND STOP DOGGIN ON THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ACTUALLY STRIVED TO DO SOMETHING AND ACHIEVED IT.
PEACE OF MIND
FUCKER HATERS
yeah seriously man fuck all you haters,kmk is a life style dynasty and if you dont like them then dont listen to them and stop fuckin hatin on them and tryin to act all tough and talkin shit about them,your just pissed cuz theyre out there being successful and doin big show while your sittin in mommy and daddys basement writing these gay ass blogs and shit.alls i have to say is FUCK YOU if your gonna talk shit about the kottonmouth kings.
Free the Soul.
I actually like the Kottonmouth Kings, but bros and bro-hoes bug the shit outta me. I mean, I can understand that you like dirtbiking, as it’s an awesome sport, but you don’t have to drop the words ‘Metal Mulisha’ or ‘Crusty Demons Of Dirt’ in every sentence.
i love the kottonmouth kings. they actually talk about something people give a fuck about. im not tatted up, or have a bunch of piercings. i dont drive a lifted truck and all that shit. but i WILL say that i will blast their music ANY DAY. they are an amzing band. so you can all shut the fuck up.
first off dont bagg on something you dont like cause i can do that bout you. 2nd dont fucking judge people for what they like. 3rd srh dgaf kmk its a fucking lifestyle that we live im branded for life with a krown and spade because I like it i dont give a shit what a fag on a comp says cause he cant spout his fucking mouth off in public to me he has to hide behind his comp so stfu be real and stop hating
The kotton mouth kings suck most definitely and so do all their little middle school followers. Go listen to some real music. Not some pathettic rap rock hybrid who look stupid.
I wonder why the kotton mouth were one of the crappy bands on the House of Blues 2 for 1 Tuesdays email about a month ago? Probably cause they weren’t selling any tickets because they are horrible. 2 for 1 Tuesday is made to sell tickets to shows that have low ticket sales. But you kids wouldn’t know about that stuff.